Suck my dick and call me nancy! 

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

Suck my dick and call me nancy! by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009

negative nancy 

Someone who commonly whines, complains, or looks at the bad side of things.

2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."

negative nancy by Nick D May 2, 2005

Downstairs Nancy 

When you kill your drunken husband by pushing him down the stairs

"Why did you kill your husband you downstairs nancy?!"
"I didnt I was at my sisters!!!"

Downstairs Nancy by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

Slap Nancy 

Nancy was English slang for 'buttocks' in the 1800s, but by the turn of the century the description changed to "face of an effeminate (Nancy) or gay man". Variations include nancy boy and nance. So the phrase is used when someone looks like a spanked bum, all red and embarassed.

"Whats wrong? Your face looks like a Slap Nancy!"

Slap Nancy by Thenamesbanana September 3, 2009

Pooped in my pancy Nancy

The best nickname I have ever heard. I heard it from this tall asian kid in Minnesota referring to his female friend (I assume her name was Nancy)

"Hey Pooped in my pancy Nancy!"

Pooped in my pancy Nancy by Mr. AmazingAwesomeMan December 6, 2011

nagging nancy 

somebody whos constantly annoying and really bitchy.

Bob: but i wanna see this movieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Drew: shut the fuck up, don't be such a nagging nancy.

nagging nancy by I own faces. January 27, 2006

the nancy 

a pout and hand gesture (usually some kind of pointing), a pose for hundreds of photos taken on a night out which then get uploaded onto facebook

'okay photo guys! everyone do 'the nancy''
'ha ha look she is doing 'the nancy''

the nancy by eddie lately January 13, 2009