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nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud
by mrs tosser November 12, 2025
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Nigel

The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist
Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”
by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020
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nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL
by mrs tosser September 22, 2025
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Nigel

A (African American) who claims they were a lifeguard, but is not for obvious reason.
"did you see leone said he was a life guard?"
"he is for sure lying, dudes a nigel"
by louiecifer May 25, 2023
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nigel snitchberry

A porn stached man who resembles Nigel Thornberry who is also a company informant.
There goes Nigel Snitchberry spying on the guys again!
by The Punisher4 May 19, 2017
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Nigel

Nigel = virgin
by Soft N Flaccid April 16, 2020
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