Napples

Nipples that protrude so they look familiar to apples.

Nipples + Apples = Napples

by Charlie June 27, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite

The worst movie I have wasted my time and money to watch/buy. Me, being the dumb fuck that I am, bought this piece of shit thinking it was going to be good. I totally should've borrowed it from someone to discover how fucking pointless it actually was. I could've kept that 20 something dollars.

All the preppy dipshits like this movie. People who actually own a functioning brain find it to be quite overrated and pointless.

by YOURMOMISFUCKINGYOURGYMTEACHER March 5, 2005

Napolean Dynamite

Quite possibly the most overhyped and dumbest indie film of 2004.

You want better indies of 2004? Try "Garden State" or "Sideways."

by Kyle February 13, 2005

napoleon dynamite

Probably the best flippin' movie EVER. GOSH! *closes eyes and exhales loudly*

Do the chickens have large tallons?
Have what?
Large tallons!
..I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.

by BeeKaySlacker July 30, 2004

napolean dynamite

a pretty sweet movie that makes every other movie look retarted. Whadda ya think?

Uncle rico: i wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napolean
Napolean: i wish you'd get out a my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: Napolean it looks like you don't have a job so why don't you go feed Tina
Napolean: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

by Lafawnda May 13, 2005

Napple

a nap + cuddle. When (usually) two participants are napping while intertwined with each other in full-on cuddle mode (as opposed to merely spooning).

Example 1: ~writing to bae from work~ "Really in the mood to napple right now."
Example 2: ~presses snooze on the alarm~ "Oh great we have like 10 more minutes to napple."

by lorly June 15, 2016

Napoleon Dynamite

The most amazingly crap film ever. Can anyone explain what was so funny. The cast should be put against a wall and shot and as for the director and producers jeez why make this crap

Tedious, boring shite as in I would rather watch paint dry whilst being castrated than watch this film ever again. In fact the day it comes on Sky Digital I will cancel my subscription..

by AndyS September 17, 2005