Nap Guilt

a state of remorse for having fallen asleep during the day when you have more productive things you could be doing.
Often accompanied with a disorientation of AM or PM.
Caleb: I think I'm just going to lay down while I wait for The Office to come on.
~~~2 hours later~~~
Caleb: Oh no, I missed The Office and forgot to pick my mom up from the laundromat. Is it 6:30 AM or PM? (nap guilt).
by Caleb's Mom February 22, 2011
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forever nap

To live life on the edge, play with fate and letting the Grim Reaper harvest yo' ass.
Old Bob wraped his car around a tree and ended up taking a forever nap.
by Tangstaina January 31, 2008
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Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.
Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.
by Joeyyyy April 16, 2008
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bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.
"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."
by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009
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cum nap

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.
by Mabus armaggedo November 07, 2015
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nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.
I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.
by kalirush February 08, 2008
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nap

or NAP, m. not a prince, f. not a princess. A person who has a false claim to royal lineage through purchase, barter, adoption, or delusion.
Ex. prince frederic von anhalt is nap and princess zsa zsa von anhalt(gabor) is nap by marriage.
by anemi easy April 13, 2007
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