Nap Guilt

a state of remorse for having fallen asleep during the day when you have more productive things you could be doing.
Often accompanied with a disorientation of AM or PM.

Caleb: I think I'm just going to lay down while I wait for The Office to come on.
~~~2 hours later~~~
Caleb: Oh no, I missed The Office and forgot to pick my mom up from the laundromat. Is it 6:30 AM or PM? (nap guilt).

by Caleb's Mom March 8, 2011

Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008

forever nap

To live life on the edge, play with fate and letting the Grim Reaper harvest yo' ass.

Old Bob wraped his car around a tree and ended up taking a forever nap.

by Tangstaina January 30, 2008

bat-nap

To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.

"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."

by The Horn'd One November 30, 2009

cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.

I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.

by kalirush February 8, 2008

fire nap

When one partakes in an uninterrupted sleep session during daylight hours. The napper most often wakes up in a light sweat at the temperature in which paper burns.

my good friend, apologizes for my late text response - i just partook in a fire nap - im now ready to commit the crime we have been planning to execute.

by apiper November 10, 2020