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weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
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dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
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silly mustache

A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!
by Oldefrog March 5, 2023
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Silk Mustache

When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.
ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.
by SnappinDicks October 8, 2021
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mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
by lowboy219 June 19, 2014
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Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.
by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023
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Orange Mustache

When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.
Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!
by NostalgicMary on Roblox April 19, 2020
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