muskego

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by scottie kapitanski January 4, 2011

rusty musket

The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.

Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.

by 1Munkie1 May 25, 2011

musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006

dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!

by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017

Musket Shot

To put a small stick like object in and out of your dick hole and cum hard enough to break a window.

Edison did a musket shot and broke his neighbor's window

by edmond383 February 17, 2015