Muffler Fuck

A fag who fucks mufflers, usually named jimmy

look at jimmy...that muffler fuck!

by Titts December 31, 2007

muffles

the monatary unit used at waffle house.

Dude, im outta muffles and i just ordered like 50 waffles!

by chaosdude52 November 25, 2011

muff muffler

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.

yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM

by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009

Chino Muffler

It is a sex act where one person put chocolate milk in there mouth and then through a straw blows the chocolate milk into the other persons butt then blows bubbles releases the straw and the chocolate milk goes all over their face!

It was so hot last night my boy friend and I did the chino muffler...still trying to get the chocolate milk out of my hair!

by Angry! July 26, 2010

mufflerman

A filthy man who puts mufflers on cars.

John's the mufflerman

by Turbotom March 25, 2003

Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

The Muffler

When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.

Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster

by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021