Morb

Verb
1. To have sexual intercourse in a movie theater.

Comes from the 2022 film Morbius, which infamously bombed hard. Thusly leading to people having sex in the empty theaters.

"Hey, I heard that new movie is insanely bad. Wanna go morb?"
"Damn, we really morbed hard at that movie last night."

by minty_flesh May 24, 2022

morass

a massive clusterfuck of people, serving no apparent purpose.

Look at that morass of people.

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 14, 2007

morbidly obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth.

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

by Fat Clown Neighbor November 12, 2008

MOBSTERZ

An extremely badass person who takes bitches to the cleaners foo! They strongly dislike emo barbies and fake bitches yo. They look cooler than bikers and they kick it in arcades with no money! They will not hesitate to jack a lil kid for his light up shoes.

Amandatelli, Latashiano, and Jaysagna.
Damn yous guys are bout to get jacked by them mobsterz right dere!

by L&A January 24, 2008

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

morbstie

Morbius bestie.

Hi morbstie!!
Good morning morbsties!!

by morbstie August 18, 2022

Mobsterella

1. A dorky person trying to act like they are in the mob and coming off very cheesy.
2. Cheese that is so good, it MADE the dish it was in.
3. A cheesy remake of Cinderella by the Mafia.

Look at that clown over there, acting like a fool.
What a mobsterella.
Yah, I mean give me a break.... His name is Xavier.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009