Montana Stick

A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.

"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"

by David Barrett April 3, 2006

Missoula, Montana

the best place in the Last Best Place.

someone from someplace like Greenwich: I wish I was from Missoula, Montana, where the children run barefoot, learn from the trees, and dance with the drifters. where the people are taught by massive lumberjacks to throw large objects, such as moons.

Missoulian: I know.

by throwmoonsmash December 19, 2011

Monsanto

Monsanto as a company lies, incredibly, about what they are doing. They bribe officials around the world and they seem to treat the world as their toilet. That’s not right for the rest of us.

Produces roundup and now producing the nations food!

Tried to kill us all by injecting bovine growth hormone your cows!

Monsanto's development and marketing of genetically engineered seed and bovine growth hormone, as well as its aggressive litigation, political lobbying practices, seed commercialization practices and "strong-arming" of the seed industry have made the company controversial around the world and a primary target of the alter-globalization movement and environmental activists. As a result of its business strategies and licensing agreements, Monsanto came under investigation by the U.S. Justice Department in 2009.

by Daisydew August 18, 2011

Mr. Moran

A teacher with a mop on his head that caresses his balls while looking straight into the eyes of a student raising their hand. He takes his clipboard and walks around the class while looking at the student with his hand up. He goes back to his desk, and finally calls on them.

Mr. Moran??? Really? That dude lives in the dumpster in the alleyway on 3rd Street.

by Mr. Moran´s desk April 11, 2019

Chupapi monyanyo

To be honest, no one in this world knows what it means. Maybe ask your mom because her beauty is out of this world.

My father left me when I was a child like chupapi monyanyo.

by Chupapi monyanyo December 31, 2020

montana mustache

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

by The Mustache King April 15, 2005

montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes

I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep

by baaa canmeanwhatever you want August 5, 2014