by godloveseveyone January 24, 2011
Get the monday fevermug. That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..
Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019
Get the Nesquik Mondaysmug. Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.
Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)
Devin: Hey you have nice forehead
Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too
Devin: Hey you have nice forehead
Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too
by Clubpenguiner69 August 5, 2018
Get the Compliment Mondaymug. Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
by Idk... eevee I guess? December 28, 2017
Get the Cyber Mondaymug. 1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019
Get the 1pm on a Mondaymug. When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.
Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.
by R.Patel October 5, 2012
Get the Savage Mondaymug. The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
by sharkattacks December 29, 2013
Get the Wine Mondaymug.