Doe Mode

Idiot ; One who makes a mistake that should have been checked twice; Doing something so stupid, you must be in doe mode! Credit to : Steve Anderson LI, NY

You called for approval on a job for $1, Carrie you are a doe mode!

by NBS Team July 24, 2009

Silent Mode

When you are quiet, not talking

I asked her a question, then she went into silent mode and I never got the answer

by Ms. Norton October 23, 2010

Yazlie Maldenito

A short , Puerto- Rican, That Usually Says "Aye, Shut up", "Pero, Shut up" and "Aye, Close Your Toto Lips" usually associated With Chonga's. She starts everything with "Aye" and "Pero

Yo Nigga Your Being Mad Yazlie Maldenito right now, Pero Nothing stfu!

by RizNiniMila September 24, 2011

Morning Mildew

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

SMD Mode

SMD Mode

Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.

This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."

This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.

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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."

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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."

by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012

Vampire mode

The act of sleeping during the day and waking up after dark.

After working all night galaxy goes into vampire mode.

by Anguish March 8, 2013

Stroke Mode

That 10-15 minutes before break, lunch or quitting time at your job.

15 minutes until 5:00, Manny seems to have entered Stroke Mode.

by Slade666 September 2, 2013