The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.
by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017
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by Rastajohn March 28, 2017
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When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.
by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019
Get the Canadian mitten mug.If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.
Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.
by mandez19 September 30, 2019
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Get the dirty mittens mug.Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020
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A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
by Garf1981 February 10, 2021
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