misdefine

When someone defines a term on Urban Dictionary wrong on purpose to fool others. Frowned upon.

Jimmy: Wait, what does S&M mean again? *Checks Urbandictionary* Spaghetti and Meatballs? Oh yeah...
LATER
Jimmy: Hey bae wanna have some S&M?
Bae: WHAT? NO!

And that's why you shouldn't misdefine. It could ruin someone's life.

by Ky_ May 7, 2016

Mistaf

A name for a person who is really good in everything

Mistaf is a god

by Mistaf September 8, 2017

mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jordan felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

by Blazerbeams April 20, 2018

mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.

-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?

by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018

mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.

by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018

mistercarlos

An Chilean Youtuber that feels Great and Loves to do Shitposts.... Everyone can feel his soul going and saying what is Efe and Jorge

MisterCarlos: Wena Cabros MisterCarlos al habla
Efe: Y yo que.

by TesteoDeAlgo April 6, 2019

Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.

Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.

by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019