missalette

A "small missal," with prayers, readings, etc. for the Catholic Mass, usually published for use of a gathered congregation, at worship.

You can find the readings for each Sunday in the missalette, available in the pews.

by Michael Condon June 6, 2018

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Mislewd

Going over for Netflix and chill, but realizing once you're there that it's just Netflix.

I went for Netflix and chill, but I was mislewd.

by SaltyRyno August 17, 2018

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Misleading the Queen

Suffering erectile disfunction while attempting sex with an older lady.

Hey Boris, how did it go with that cougar you picked up last night?

Oh man, I'd had way too much to drink, I ended up misleading the Queen.

by Doris Johnson September 25, 2019

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An evil version of lil yachty sent by the Russian government and stalin to gain knowledge on president trump he is extremely dangerous and has superpowers including flying and laser eyes that shoot red dildos and he can even breath under water

he got his superpowers after falling into a vat of chinese acid blood which also gave him his red hair

Holy fucking shit its miales lilia yachtavious

by Young bands 25 December 10, 2019

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mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

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