Mineral

Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.

"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"

by icravethatmineral December 21, 2014

data miner

A person who searches in online games files to find unreleased contents before they are announced.

- Hey dude did you hear about the upcomming patch for League of Legends, they are removing Teemo from the game.

- Wow that's awesome man how did you know that?

- Some data miner datamined the files and found out about whats going to be comming and Teemo was missing.

- LOLOL GOOD I HATE TEEMO

by Teemo hater October 6, 2013

freeze your minge shut

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

by mikkachops August 28, 2006

marmite miner

someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis

john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner

by hacksore March 19, 2003

Mindert

Able to transform normal food into the most foul smelling shit you've ever smelled.

Don't go in there. It smells like Mindert.

by GaryDrost February 22, 2010

mingeblood

Genetic Girl, Lesbian or Transsexual/ Intersexed. Anyone legally identified as Female.

Your so mingeblood, its obvious.

by atto9 June 7, 2011

Mangerbating

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

by Mish da bish May 9, 2014