Middle East

A place where oil is cheaper than water.
A place where telephone company's hack foreign people's phone bill.
A place where is the best hotel in the world.
A place where the temperature gets up to 50 degrees centigrade.
A place where you can trade your Toyota for millions of gallons of oil.
A place where the biggest kite is built.
A place where there is thousands of princes and princesses.
A place where George W. Bush hates most.
A place where an average of 3 people get executed per week.
A place where beer is created.
A place where Algebra is created.
A place of the fathers of physics.
A place of the fathers of astronomy.
A place where you breathe 50% carbon dioxide.
A place where the Nation of Islam is born.
A place where 10% of the internet users use internet for Islamic purposes.
A place where 7 people on average die of car crashes.
A place where there is no free time.
Write me more comments :P Middle East
by ArabDudeFelasteen February 01, 2009
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Ligon Middle

A school with gifted and talented kids in Raleigh North Carolina. Many of which are in the A.G level of learning. Although an amazing school, most of the white children become black. From the fights in the gym in the morning, the shootings during school, and couples making out while waiting for the bus, this school is the BEST.
Person 1: DUDE I GOT INTO LIGON MIDDLE!!!!!!
Person 2: Nice!!! Just look out for druggies....
by LigonLover3267 July 25, 2011
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middle namer

When someone uses their middle name as the name they wish to be called.
Usualy people do this to be different as their first name is common or boring.
Teacher calling out the register:
"David X Louvett"
David: "Please, call me Xavier"
Me: "middle namers are so lame"
by MattTheJackass November 06, 2005
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roselle middle

roselle middle school aka hoselle.

this school represents pedos, hoes, and fake ass bitches.

half of the teachers are literally insane and pedos.

almost every girl in our school is a straight up hoe that needs attention

straight up

HOMOPHOBIC

YOU CANNOT TRUST NOBODY AT THIS SCHOOL

THIS SCHOOL IS THE ACTUAL DEFINTION OF FUCKERY
which school do u go to
hoselle
what
oh roselle middle the home of the hoes
by shawtyknowikillpeeople November 30, 2018
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Middle bitch

A term used in foosball. Used to describe a sucker that mainly scores goals from the middle.
"Theo scored from the middle again, he is a middle bitch"
by Din so October 30, 2019
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Middle Pede

Deriving from the “human centipede” movies, as the person in the middle you eat a lot of shit but also continue to shit on others as well. A middle pede has endured a lot of shit but continues to shit on others with no remorse. This act of degrading others helps justify what they deal with. A middle pede is typically someone who downplays other’s accomplishments, due to their lack of confidence.
“Jimmy feels like the coolest person in the group because his girlfriend simps for him, yet he is the biggest pussy. He’s such a middle pede.”

“John was bragging because he got a couple girls snapchats, but he doesn’t realize he is such a middle pede. They only talked to him because he bought them drinks, but left right after”

“Todd is the biggest middle pede I’ve ever seen. He made fun of me for talking to a girl who is a 6, yet he consistently brings home 5’s and below”

I am such a middle pede when I drive. I get upset when I am stuck behind someone going slower than me, yet I get angry when someone is behind me doing the same thing
by Qball_master June 24, 2023
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perry middle

A bit** a** school full of bit** a** clowns and crackhead
Hey do you go to school. Yeah this trash garbage school called perry middle.
by PeRrY mIdDlE iS gAy November 06, 2019
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