Microsoft

The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.

I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.

by tm69 October 18, 2021

Microsoft Word

a program that sucks.
often shortened to word.

word sucks
microsoft word is not free

by messinwiththed630 December 31, 2020

Oscar Microsoft

A person who makes good music, but cant speak german

I hear he is a real Oscar Microsoft

by JonOna February 1, 2018

Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.

Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?

by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Microsoft

OVERPOPULATION WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH BUY BUYYING uhhh poop???????????
Bad OS too.

Microsoft will kill you.
Billgates dislikes turtles.
He is bad.

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020

microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.

microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.

by gill_bates August 3, 2021