Taking a shower, while high on crystal meth. A typical user will begin to experience symptoms of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and thereafter feel a desperate need to clean themselves.

I had been up for 3 days dude, but then I went in for a quick meth rinse, to help me wake up!

meth rinse by Tnorthway1 May 16, 2011

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Meth Monster

The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.

Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10

1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth

Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth

*pulls out a gun

Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!

* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe

Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.

Meth Monster by beerisgood94 January 5, 2010

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meth coffee

When so much coffee grounds are used to brew coffee that the coffee has meth like stimulant effects, causing hyperactivity, increased heart rate, and paranoia.

I needed a little kick before my business meeting, so I brewed upo some meth coffee.

meth coffee by FolkandFlipFlops June 16, 2014

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meth tits

Stephanie Tanner on Fuller House. Meth Tits.

Stephanie Tanner brought her meth tits to the party.

meth tits by Shaunasweets August 23, 2016

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