mercius

The most powerful and great

He will win he has the most courage he is loving and caring and he will always succeed

Hey is that mercius

Mercius is so cute

by Mercius May 17, 2018

Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.

Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?

by endamode October 26, 2018

Henry marmite breath

Henry the type of guy to lick his big black fingers clean after a filthy five guys on Saturday to then eat a family size pack of monster munch. Henry says he going to lose weight but never does as he is so fat and sticky. The gap in Henry’s tooth is bigger than his future, You could fit a pencil through the gap in his teeth while also eating those crunchy eye boogas

Henry marmite breath is the type of guy to eat the dirt in his fingernails

by Sumink November 29, 2021

traveling mercies

Something people pray for when they don't know what else to say.

God, we pray for Charlene's broken toe, and please give traveling mercies to Tom as he goes on a trip.

by nehrby September 19, 2009

traveling mercies

a way to brag about going on vacation on the down low, by crouching it in the form of a prayer

Aunt Maud prayed for traveling mercies while on her vacation to Rome

by nerdlinger September 20, 2009

mercier

also known as a "feeder" who enjoys feeding people while having sex. They love making love to fat bastards and enjoy licking food off their partners genitals.

"oh yea I totally had sex with a mercier last night. I didn't even have to have dinner after!"

by doublebubble October 19, 2009

marmite mongerer

someone who mungers marmite

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

by Beardedsquid March 21, 2008