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Melissa

Melissa is a bitch with no fucking tities and she always is a good friend. She has no ass, all the boys be like hell to naw to the naw naw. And she is a whore because she tried to date a 16 year old on snapchat. So I think Melissa’s are annoying and ugly and don’t have no ass
Melissa’s are dusty crusty musty rusty
by CuteBadie198 October 13, 2019
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Melissa Butler

Basically the worst type of person there is. Is the biggest slut known to any breathing object, has an awful sense of humour and worst of all is English. She's a certified mongo and is in the lowest class for all of her subjects, an incredibly dumb person. Basically do not talk to her unless you want to fucking die, thank you.
by HatefulHuman August 15, 2017
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Melissa

A girl who's typically loud, rowdy and causes trouble in all the wrong ways. She has such a shrill voice that when she speaks you want to pierce your own eardrums. Melissa has such a bad attitude that no matter how positive you feel about yourself as soon as you're around her you mental energy is drained, and your mood is just as negative as hers. Melissa is such a bad friend that most who knows her dont want to hangout with her but are forced to due to outside influence. She claims she the friend you can talk to about problems but somehow end up talking about her problems.
Ohh there's Melissa, let's walk the other way and avoid her.
by Not the Nate July 5, 2019
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Melissa

Shes a Crescendo of adjectives. She may think blah-blah-blah, charitable with mulah and has the best dang Hoo-ha.

Don't ever play words with her , shell Scrabble your head upq
The Lady , Melissa is a Dime
by ChewURfat June 9, 2018
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melissa

a girl who loves boys she is addicted to them
look at melissa
by shwjjdejnejfmemdmcm October 16, 2019
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Melissa

bitch

A Grade A egg head who does nothing but put people in a bad mood.
No one:
Literally no one:

Melissa: *being gross*

Friend: *being a douche*
Me: ugh you're such a melissa
by Bouttofightabitch December 29, 2019
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Melissa Mcghee

Melissa Mcghee was a contestant on season 5 of American Idol. She lives outside of Tampa Florida. She's an amazing vocalist who is definitely going to make it big one day!
by jamjamtampamam May 20, 2009
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