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k cool real mature

its a phrase used when something to you has just been done that u thot was dumb or weird. Also if something isnt going ur way u might say this phrase
(your mom just told you to clean your room)(you would say)
"k cool real mature"
by marcus jensen January 2, 2009
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the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
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Matsuda

(1) (adj.) vilest, evilest, grossest, worst, etc. etc. could be used in terms for all derrogatory words.
ie: "This sucks matsuda.", "MATSUDA! #$%^" (to replace "Damn", "Fuck", "Shit", whatever your heart desires), "Ewww...looks so matsuda. *barf"

(2) (n.) one who is extremely bad, unliked, disgusting.
ie: "Man..that chick is UGLY. like, a freakin MATSUDA.", "I hate Matsudas!! They deserve to die."

Matsudaing: (v.)
To act extremely smartmouthed and annoying, laugh at your own jokes, wear disgusting hippie clothes, have no sense of parallel earing coordination, and pain unfortunate students in attempts to understand Matsuda (look above) ways of thinking on the subjects of CHEMISTRY.
(ie: "Matsudaing is the most boring way to waste your life, ever.", "One day, my friend was matsudaing, and was mobbed by a group of people because of its absurdness."
"THis one girl came to school matsudaing the ugliest clothes I've ever seen. And her earrings didn't match. wow."
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You are the ugliest piece of Matsuda I've ever seen talking matsudaing nonsense. Please, put a paper bag over your head and ducktape your mouth shut so that I never have to deal with you again.
by kira kim February 3, 2005
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Matukas

-Please stop being so matukas... You're embarrassing yourself.
by bitchboi445 November 14, 2020
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Mature Friends Chat

One of the best Chat rooms on Ares, Hosted by Shay Kaye, and boasts a shit ton of regs...one of the regs of course is the all popular тקммสđмax who is also an admin in several other rooms as well
w00t Mature Friends Chat is poppin all the time theres always some interesting character to chat with
by [тקм]мสđмax October 17, 2008
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maturisation

Maturisation is accompanied by deminiaturisation.
by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010
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Matupulated

To screw up. To make a shambles of. To muck-up something that would normally be simple and straight-forward.
Matupulated. Matupulation.

Term originally coined by DS of Moscow Idaho.
'I just know if I try to fix the car myself, it will be matupulated.
by Intuit July 20, 2010
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