matthys

usually an, unpredictable, inconsiderate, stupid foreign person with an unpronounceable name, usually pronounced "math is".

Wow, that guy is such a Matthys.

by Aaraodbhmbdifbd November 20, 2016

Matty

A right crack head, will do anything for it.

"Eyyy Luke maaaann, I'll Suck your dick for a rock!"

Matty

by Charlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 20, 2009

big dick daddy matty

A whiteboy named big dick daddy matty is the hottest male alive is a extremely good athlete good at any sport cares about a girl when he finds the right one and best he has and knows he has a big dick you’ll never get over him and did I mention the fact he can ball

Yo have you seen big dick daddy matty uh oh look he’s banging your chick

by Weird girl who likes guys with April 14, 2019

Matty Ice

Nickname of Atlanta Falcons QB Matt Ryan, quite possibly the lamest nickname ever thought of.

1st Guy: Yo, did you see the Falcons game? Matty Ice is the man !! Falcons all the way baby !!

2nd Guy : C'mon man get off his lap! That is the weakiest shit ever, who thought of that anyway. Hey from now on your his cousin Vanilla Ice

by godchef December 9, 2010

mattysexual

The attraction to the one and only
MATTY FUCKING MCKIBBEN

(Mathew “Matty” Mckibben (Awkward))

Since I’ve seen Matty Mckibben on the show Awkward, I identify as mattysexual

by mckibben February 4, 2019

matty cac

when you bang your mate's girl & not remember doing it

A where'd you get that black eye from?
B i matty cac'd someone

by sjb#7 July 11, 2007

mattass

The sweet, sweet ass - including both buttcheeks and asshole - of a Matt. See Matt.

Woo, did you see that mattass walkin' by? I'd like a piece o' dat.

by mattass louvah June 4, 2016