Masturbate

Masturbating is something we all like

Kia still in masturbates in school bathrooms

by Kia kurtz June 17, 2018

Masturbate Party

A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.

I have to go to a

masturbate party tonight

and I don’t know what to

wear to it.

Um why not go naked
lololol

HAHAHAHAHA

A masquerade party

Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation

I’m not even gonna ask

Yeah it’s probably for the

best

by Hurricane Dorian August 29, 2021

masturbate

Tune the skin flute.

I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.

by Jakeofclubs May 5, 2006

Masturbate

When a man or women plays with there testicular area...vagina/penis

Mike likes to masturbate a lot.
So does Ashley.

by Yank me January 3, 2007

Masturbate

Something Females or Males do to make their parts feel like they just had sex.

Here's how...

Male: Grab your dick from the very bottom. Rub up and down going faster every stroke. You can squeeze harder and rub faster to get a nice orgasm.

Female: Use a vibrator or an electric toothbrush. Open your pussy. Start at the top with the tooth brush. Or, rub up and down with your fingers.

YO! IS THAT SARAH!?? Wow, She can really Masturbate.

by cumMaker May 6, 2019

masturbate

mas-tur-bait, verb. self-stimulation of the genetalia which may or may not end in an orgasm

mother: "I'd better not catch you touching yourself down there again!"
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."

by Neddy Ludd October 29, 2006

masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 17, 2003