Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Mystical Elf Creature

one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.

Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?

by princess cour cour September 10, 2010

mastuck

When one is masturbating and they do not want to move their hand from their penis to look at other porn.

I'm-mastuck

by Punther May 23, 2014

Mystica

The act of a female who uses her own toys to double penetrate your girlfriend until she climaxes.

I’m gonna Mystica you so hard babe!

by JackFrost91 November 2, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

A very wise tree that gives great wisdom and has a funny nigga face

Bro Look at that Wise Mystical Tree over there

by nugget lord 29395 October 16, 2022

The Dope-less Ho-mantic

One Un-romantic chick who will do anything for dope.

Leave her be, she's called the dope-less ho-mantic!

by gravy111 December 1, 2010

Masting

A more simple and descrete term for masturbating, to be used in situations which don't permit one to boldly state the self indulgent activity.

I saw Jimmy masting on his lawn yesterday!

by Joel Durling November 1, 2005