Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

marmasquid

A rare mutated squid that is part mamml.

"Did you see that marmasquid on animal planet?"

by blackroserul September 23, 2012

Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014

marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard

Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!

by JOSHB February 2, 2015

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

Marmellow

A fat chubby non intelligent being

You are a marmellow

by Marmellowcreator September 6, 2016

marmaduke sandwich

When you go in to subway and order a giant ass sandwich.

Damn son look at that marmaduke sandwich.

by ShyGuy November 13, 2017