maggot infested cumsicle

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.

Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle

by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007

Does a maggot rot?

Mishearing of the phrase, "Does it make it right?". Said with a heavy Australian accent sounds very close to, "Does a maggot rot?". The misinterpretation of the question is like a misheard song lyric also called a mondegreen.

Australian TV Host: Your daughter is only 8 years old, she is too young to be kickboxing. You must consider at that age she doesn't know the danger of what she is getting in to.

Australian Kick Boxer: Does Wally Lewis (professional rugby player) son play football? Does Bindi Irwin (daughter of Steve Irwin) play with crocodiles and snakes?

Australian TV Host: Yeah, but does it make it right?

Australian Kick Boxer: "Does a maggot rot?" I don't know. Does my daughter love her mom and dad? Yes she does.

by Bl8ke August 1, 2018

Pay up Maggot!

A term of endearment often said in a loud manner when bumping into someone who owes u money or goods.

Hey Brian, time to Pay up Maggot!

by DANBEAUTO October 25, 2019

live maggot harvester

Otherwise known as a garbage/rubbish/waste disposal truck.

Bob: What's it like driving a live maggot harvester?
Mark: Rubbish.

by News Unlimited August 8, 2018

maggot infested hand

A hand infested with a maggot.

that hand is infested with a maggot!
AAAAAAAAAAH MAGGOT INFESTED HAND!!!!!

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018

Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.

Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!

by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011

maggot on your sleeve

Unpleasant situation.

Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

Taken from Beck Hansen lyrics from Loser.

by luisetto March 16, 2011