maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008

maggotmuffin

somebody who is new to something, but now just new, someone who is new and is a loser who doesnt know anything

"omg ew new school year, new maggotmuffins"

by frankyoooo May 21, 2007

Maggot

1)sombody who has a small dick

2)a slang word for a small dick

that guy over theres got a maggot

by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009

maggot

1. A slimy, disgusting creature that lives off the dead.
2. Michael Moore (see definition 1)

A fly's baby is a maggot.

by LorgSkyegon December 28, 2005

maggotbag

A meat pie from a servo(gas station)

Yo, i'm going to get a maggotbag from the mobil up the road.

by mickwheelz April 7, 2008

maggot

A younger white girl that is only attracted to black men.

There goes the maggot after another brother.

by CageMaster December 18, 2012

nut maggot

A slimy stupid headed man that is a douchetard all the way around. And he is the suckiest sailor alive, plus he tries to make up words and fails epically at it. They usually have a T name. Like Taylor.

That nut maggot is talkin shit again, good thing nobody listens.

by yupIdid October 30, 2013