sheep-leading

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.

Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."

by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012

micro leading

Sitting side by side leaning together with equal intent, the lead initiates micro movements for the follow.

Kyle was micro leading me, listening to the music of the city...

by wydancer May 4, 2017

Dirty Loding

When a guy is having sex with a woman and a black nigga enters the room and cums everywhere in 2 secs.

After the sex, the nigga cums all over the woman and man. The nigga jerks off the man at lightspeed while the nigga cuts off the womans tittys and fingers her to death. The nigga eventually jerks off the man's dick.

Damn! Yesterday's Dirty loding went crazy so much fucking cum

by DADDY, August 16, 2022

Dirty loding

When a man and woman are having the best sex, a black nigga sex god will enter the room. The nigga cums everywhere and the nigga jerks off the man at lightspeed forcing the man to cum every 5 seconds. The nigga fingers the woman with 10 meter fingers and rips off her tits.

Yo bro, That hoe was so good she pulled a dirty loding on me!

by DADDY, August 16, 2022

Fat Loafing

When one wastes their entire day just laying around, doing absolutely nothing, or “fat loafing”

Dude, take a look a billiam, just sitting there fat loafing!

by Bmartxxx May 8, 2023

Queer-leading

The widespread fan observance of a fanon queer (relation)ship as part of an accepted body of work in a piece of media due to an a priori assumption that the characters within the fanon (relation)ship are or will be confirmed queer and circular argumentation where the inevitability/conclusion of the (relation)ship is assumed as true, often to convince or mislead a non-viewing audience that the show includes and delivers on queer representation.

Queer-leading is done in place of providing or supporting actualized queer representation in media and often leads to the phenomenon where individuals begin engaging with a piece of media expecting queer representation and then get disappointed when media that never promised queer representation fails to deliver on that representation.

Person 1: "I can't believe ABC's 9-1-1 keeps queerbaiting us! How can it give us bi-Buck, but not canon buddie?"
Person 2: "Girl, that's not queerbaiting; it's queer-leading. 9-1-1 and ABC never promised canon buddie; fans on Twitter just misled you into thinking it was endgame."

by YourMomIsAPsyop June 28, 2024

Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.

Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?

by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024