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Ear Licking 

Let me rephrase my previous definition differently and more sensibly:

While ear licking is technically a form of ASMR, ear licking should NOT be associated with ASMR. Why?

It's money-grabbing publicity material. Suggestive stuff always gets more attention than non-suggestive stuff. This changes the dominant representation of ASMR from something non-sexual to something lewd. Now don't get me wrong, ASMR can be suggestive/erotic, but that is not at all representative of the true purpose of ASMR (which is to relax and give you tingles). Such content should be on pornhub, NOT twitch. It is truly heartbreaking to see newcomers being deterred away from ASMR because of the ear licking, when in reality ASMR stands for so much more.

It is exactly like toxic Rick & Morty fans who give off a bad impression of that show when in reality it is such a great show.
It is exactly like the people who shit on Fortnite when it's actually not that bad of a game.
It is exactly like people who boycott Papa John's because of its kooky CEO when in reality their pizza is really good.
Do I need to come up with more analogies?

Also let's be honest, the sound of somebody's wet tongue dragging across the mic is generally revolting to hear. If you genuinely like ear licking, then good for you I guess, but please know and understand that ear licking is destroying the dignity and reputation of ASMR, day by day. There are endless tales of people who hate ASMR because all they knew of it was ear licking.
▼The chat of an ASMR twitch stream▼

DadudeBro: I am so relaxed rn, thanks
Hoss382950: Hello
KingJeff7: *abruptly comes in* Y'ALL ARE SICK PEOPLE FOR LIKING ASMR!!!
DadudeBro: @KingJeff7 no u
CHR0NICBE4ST: @KingJeff7 How? What did asmr ever do to you?

KingJeff7: Bruh I aint gonna listen to some girl licking the fuckin mic
CHR0NICBE4ST: Please pay attention to this stream, do you see any ear licking? Also, I think you got the wrong impression of ASMR. Look up "Virtual Barbershop" on Youtube and go watch the first video. Now THAT is real asmr.
DadudeBro: Yeah what CHR0NICBE4ST said. Additionally, go look up ASMRtists such as Gentle Whispering, Heather Feather, ASMRmagic, Gibi ASMR and Ephemeral Rift. Those are people who make actual ASMR. If you think ASMR is just ear licking and mukbang, then you are heavily misguided.
KingJeff7: I don't care, still cringey ass shit.
MOD Jadee_17: "KingJeff7 has been banned."
DadudeBro: PETTHEMODS
totally_newb: PETTHEMODS
Heckerboi97: PETTHEMODS
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Linkin Park 

the best band in the world. they combine all sorts of emotions and genres that create an amazing sound with amazing meaning behind every word. every one of their albums seem to have a different genre, but that just shows how talented they are. they don't stick to just one genre, they explore all genres, which is very difficult to pull off, but they successfully do it. their lyrics aren't just aimed toward "angsty teens". they're aimed toward everyone experiences the things they sing about. they have heart and soul and depth in their lyrics, something the rest of today's music lacks.
Linkin Park is life. The end.
Linkin Park by Phunkie July 27, 2011

cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker 

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically
dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!

Window Licking Retard 

A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!

liking your own post 

Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!
Lanking: when a person of tall and slim stature stands awkwardly with an expression of extreme self consciousness.
Example: "look at that twat over there, lanking like a spare cock."
Lanking by Katymvr August 29, 2016

Linkin park 

Craaaawling up my ass
My anus will not heal.
I wish Linkin park would get anthrax.
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