n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
by impartisan September 12, 2012
50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos
Those legally mandated mandatorily engage
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."
Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."
Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
by Hym Iam May 08, 2023
by 459395 March 19, 2022
Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:
-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
by toilet struggler January 28, 2023