labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

by pauld August 29, 2006

labian

(1) n Lesbian+Labia, a lesbian vagina. (2) n A dike (out lesbian) or group of dikes. ie labians

Check out the grey mullet on that labian. Do you think the cuffs match the collar?

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

latina

A female from Latin America.

I'm latina, from the Dominican Republic, and I will break the stereotypical latina in a few seconds.

I have no curves, I'm light, light skinned, no gluteus maximus, small breasts, very thin and short, and yes, I know how to spell grammar correctly.

Sorry guys, but please take your unwanted stereotypes somewhere else. Just like there are white girls that can dance, there are latina girls with no ass. Yup, yup. We're not all "easy", we all won't have kids by the time we reach the age of 16, and we all don't wear huge, gold tacky earrings/hoops.

Soy Latina, y tengo mucho orgullo.

by Santana June 21, 2006

labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

laminated book of dreams

the Argos catalogue, according to Bill Bailey

Where did you get that new coffee table from?

Ohh just picked it from the laminated book of dreams.

by wasted_fairy August 14, 2012

Labian

One of a kind girl. Very loyal, smart, cute, but fiesty, and wild at the same time. Labian is a girl that is "shy" but easy to talk to. Has an amazing smile and very hard to find. Not so easy to win her heart though. Labian is definitely a keeper!

I want Labian in my life.

by Lala10 July 9, 2017

Latina belly

One who exposes their overflowing midriff. Usually seen when Latina girls wear crop tops when they have no business wearing them.
Fat girls in crop tops

“Damn take a look at that Latina belly”

by Relentless napkin December 24, 2019