Keyton

A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.

dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"

by drmarkkz November 3, 2025

Dirty Keyonna

When you lose a game of Go Fish and you have to lick the winners asshole and flick her forehead.

I lost that card game and she grabbed a fist of my hair and made me give her a Dirty Keyonna.

by Martialbucket May 28, 2020

dirty keyton

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.

She was our dirty keyton last night.

by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021

Ja'kevyion

He's a fake ass nigga do not trust him for nothing he's a fake person he would take your gf u dated you dated for 6 years he's a fake nigga

he would leave you so fast fuck Ja'kevyion do not trust him.He's a fake ass nigga do not trust him for nothing he's a fake person he would take your gf u dated you dated for 6 years he's a fake nigga

by hat4erforanigga December 25, 2022

mar'kevion

Short balls dude that jack off everyday

I love mar'kevion, he has a small dick

by DSM_Sway December 11, 2023