juked

Broken, messed-up, nonfunctional.

Man, my CD player is totally juked after I dropped it.

by ethan May 7, 2004

Jukereise

Jukereise is the owner of many roblox games, with the most notable being Juke’s Towers of Hell, aka JToH, with 19M+ visits, and Perfectly Standard Elevator, aka PSE. She also owns a few other games such as Perpetual Adventure (PA), Adopt me, Standard Issue Elevator, Evade, and JToH semi-official practice place. She is also known for never procrastinating and always staying motivated on her games

Person A: “Yo, do you play the games made by Jukereise”
Person B: “no fuck you”
Person A: “Well, I think you should. They’re really fun.”

by 4road June 15, 2023

musicmatch jukebox

the best music player in the world, its got a free radio for EVERY artist, its got a huge music selection, free album art that shows up all you have to do is type in the right album and artist. easy to burn cds, manages music very well and many more

tech geek #1: yo i just upgraded my musicmatch
tech geek #2: thats pretty sweet

by ggggansta May 13, 2005

jukey

Fumble, goof, mess-up. Used in a situation where someone has been defeated, made a mistake, or otherwise pwned.

Possible (North American) football origin, used in the Santa Barbara, California area.

That guy just tripped over his own shoelaces! Oh, jukey!

by biro May 28, 2006

Juked

Something that was exciting or energizing.

That party was so juked!

by lrbmoose July 3, 2011

Jukebox Hero

A faded rock star who doesn't have any hits in contemporary times however their tunes live on in jukeboxes worldwide and on classic rock radio. A hit making recording artist from another time who is now probably more than likely leading a cover band coming to a state fair near you.

70's hit makers, one-hit wonders, pop radio staples, commercials sample these songs. These bands are your grandpas rockers ala BTO, Blue Oyster Cult, Montrose, Pat Travers. Back in the day, grandpa would crank up the 8 track in the Trans-Am and rock out like he was a jukebox hero, imagining groupies, wild parties and endless booze parties.

by filmzillz April 21, 2015

Jukeass

A person who, when leaving any kind of establishment with a jukebox, puts money in it and selects the most obnoxious songs in the machine for other patrons to suffer through.

Bill was such a jukeass for putting on Justin Bieber's, "Baby" 30 times as he was leaving HOOTERS.

by D.Rog. November 23, 2010