Jibber

(Jibbing/Jibbed)

A person who promises to turn up to events, and either pulls out at the last minute, or just doesn't show.

Ryan:Is Gareth gonna show up at any point tonight?

Rob: Doubt it...that Jew bastards a right Jibber.

by SuperGinge September 9, 2009

Jiblet

The definition of a person, who is unusually prone to mistakes and makes them often

, example ; john was trying to make a cake, and he jibbled it and burnt the house down the jiblet!

by Nige the python May 16, 2011

jibblet

bits of excess shit festering in a mans (or womans) anal beard that has started to grow mould

i fucked this girls brains out last night, den i saw she had a jibblet that had been smeared over my cock

by brentmeister general October 20, 2003

Jobble

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash

"Jobble me, baby, jobble me"
"Why don't you jobble me"
"Yeah, you jobble those balls"

by Malfecient Employee November 11, 2009

jobbles

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."

by janelle renée August 18, 2006

Jibber

A small, hairy chinchilla gnome that greases up horny naked Canadians

A Canadian would say: I got a visit from a Jibber the other day, it caught me whilst showering, quite a pleasurable experience it was too!

by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007

Jibber

v. The act of sending an IM or instant chat to someone, as opposed to conveying information in an email, which would be 'emailing.' Etymology: Jibber Jab; Mr. T.

"I've just jibbered you the details, go over and look on your computer and let me know what you stink."

"OK - I'll jibber you from my phone when I'm at the restaurant."

"Don't bother emailing, just jibber me when you get back to your desk."

"You're flooding my chat window with IMs! Jibber me timbers!"

by Doomnation August 18, 2013