Jackhammer Jones 

A sexual act that requires a man and a woman. The woman lays flat on the bed where as the man stands up, grabs the woman's ankles, and then assumes the scissor position. He lifts up her ankles, and inserts his penis into her vagina. After the insertion, shake the woman violently while she is hanging upside down and imitate the sound of a Jackhammer.

That Tyler sure will give your bitch the ol' Jackhammer Jones!

Jackhammer Jones by Jackhammer "Meat Cleaver" Jones January 19, 2008

Negro Jones 

the most eligent, swift, & physically built negro male; if the Pink Panther was a fully grown negro male

Walt: Who has the longest dick and dresses the best at an eligent setting?
Johnny Boy: well that there is the good old Negro Jones.

Negro Jones by ohyeahfuckme1996 September 3, 2016

Motherfucker Jones 

1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.

Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.

Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !

Motherfucker Jones by Dean Motherfucker Jones October 5, 2011

James Earl Jones 

Famous for his deep and authoritative voice, used most famously for impressive roles as leaders like Darth Vader in the Star Wars Trilogy and Mufasa in The Lion King. Is the voice that says "This is CNN" on the network's ads.

Announced the forty-fifth greatest movie villain of all time by Maxim Magazine's "Fifty Greatest Movie Villains of all Time" list for his character of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

His "death" was announced during a live broadcast of an NBA playoff game in April of 1998; the deceased was actually James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King.

James Earl Jones, I want to jump your bones with this light saber!

James Earl Jones by Pittsford Mendon June 30, 2006

Joner

Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.

Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...

Joner by The Swolestar August 29, 2020

Jonestown 

One of the worst events in United States History. 918 people died of either gunshots, stabbings, or drinking a cyanide laced fruit drink. This incident is what made the phrase "don't drink the Kool-aid".

"9/11 was the worst US tragedy, but Jonestown is a close second"

Jonestown by Sidd t April 1, 2013

jonesin' 

Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.

Dude my computer hasnt worked in 2 weeks im jonesin' for sum world of warcrack

jonesin' by gbrd January 6, 2008