Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

Mayonnaise Jar

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.

Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!

by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

coom jar

A jar filled with ones “nut butter”.

BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit

by Buttersalesman October 8, 2022

Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.

Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.

by Quentin E February 18, 2018

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

by traplord&lady February 12, 2021

cake jar

Very sexual for sex things

Damn that girl vagina be like cake jar

by Kevsexy February 3, 2021