Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?

Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie

by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023

japanese slipper

The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.

Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper

by Keoff Gawick February 4, 2015

Japanese Sportscar

A convertible Nissan Micra

Look there goes pervy Andy in his Japanese Sportscar.

by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022

Japanese Sandblaster

A JDM car first performs a burnout, and the hot tire rubber is sprayed into an awaiting anus.

We went to a crazy car meet last night, someone received a Japanese Sandblaster. It was super KAWAII. uwu <3

by MetalRaptor November 19, 2021

japanese spitz

A walking cloud. A dog that looks like white candy floss on legs.
Barks at everything but would welcome an intruder into your home.

Look at that dog he is so fluffy, I bet hes hard yo keep clean. What breed is he? A japanese Spitz.

by Kdp17 September 30, 2019

Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.

Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.

by Ludiquist November 14, 2018

Japanese Windchime

When a man slaps his penis against his inner thighs in hopes of making it grow.

Rachels penis has grown twice as large ever since he started performing those gender neutral Japanese Windchimes every night.

by Benitoscafe13 December 25, 2016