Japanese Onomatopoeias 

The coolest type of onomatopoeias ever. They rarely ever sound accurate, which is cool.

See also: Japanese, Onomatopoeia

"Wan wan" -Dog barking
"Pocha Pocha" -Splashing

Japanese Onomatopoeias by Zackarotto May 4, 2004

japanese pancake 

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.

Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

japanese pancake by captain blumpkin butt September 3, 2009

Japanese Robot 

When a bro grabs a chicks hand and works her hand on his bro's dick.

Its like a dutch rudder but you add a girl and it becomes the non homo dutch rudder..... Japanese Robot

Japanese Robot by Goostaders June 3, 2011

japanese bullet train

Another way of saying diarrhea.

"Oh No! I feel as if the Japanese Bullet Train is coming to town! Get me to a toilet, quick!"

japanese bullet train by Perskakras December 19, 2014

Japanese Screw 

It is when a woman is on top and spins clockwise and the man spins anti clockwise.

John properly Japanese screwed me last night.

Japanese Screw by Harold J Pensworth May 12, 2015

Japanese cream puff 

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

Japanese cream puff by badmammojamma October 25, 2015

japanese game show

Japanese game shows are a type of television entertainment only a japanese person can create. (Because... Japan...) Japanese game shows can be literally ANYTHING! For example; It could be an ordinary quiz, or a massive international samurai sausage spongebob-related goat rodeo parkour world championships. WITH GUNS! All this in three words; "Japanese Game Show!" (No hate)

-Guess what! I watched a japanese game show yesterday!
-Really?
-Yeah! You should watch one too.
-Yeah, I did watch one two months ago.. but...
-..?
-... *leaves the room*

japanese game show by YeahBaba21 May 16, 2017