intelligence

What AYB lacks, despite all his claims of cerebellum superiority. This douche thinks the center of the universe revolves around him and his 'fame' on urban dictionary.

I think that prick should be beaten with his own shoe for the lack of intelligence he shows with his 'fluent' definitions.

by Alistair Crowley May 5, 2003

Intelligent

A different meaning entirely from the Oxford dictionary's suggestion. THe meaning intended here is that describing something that is mellow, chilled out, lazy, and all together the easiest path in any situation.

This tune is intelligent.
The way of the intelligent man is to use the remote control.

by Cyrus Darawalla February 18, 2004

intellitard

a person who graduates from or is participating in intellitec college.

Person 1: so how is college going?
Person 2: it's okay, but im surrounded by intellitards.
Person 1: Well what did you expect you would get from going to intellitec?

by roflmaopims October 17, 2009

Intelligence

Something you don't have

I have almost everything, oh yeah, besides intelligence.

by Rachel Claire May 19, 2017

intelligence

something most people (probably including you) don't have

you has no intelligence

by some hackerman January 29, 2019

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004