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ipad kid

the most musty crusty ass kid you'll ever meet you will find apple sauce or some mixture of food on their ipad, you can tell whos a ipad by the clothes they wear, their shirts are cocomelon or baby shark or a creeper sweatshirt and their pant are blue always blue. amkes sure they dont take your phone what they say before they take your phone is '' do you have games on your phone" then they add finger prints all over your phone
by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022
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Ipad kid

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.

These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.

Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.
My sister started screaming when her ipad was taken away. I fear she is an ipad kid.
by Cooking_rat August 11, 2024
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IPAD KID

You’re definitely an iPad Kid if your name is Allie and you enjoy playing Plants vs. Zombies
by Allie #1 Fan July 24, 2021
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Ipad Kid

xiomara

xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one

talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology

he probably is and ipad
“OMG GUYS XIOMI IS AN IPAD KID”, Said mape
by deftonesluvr January 6, 2022
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Ipad Accent

A very autistic sounding child who is not on the spectrum but due being raised on the internet they never grew the proper muscles to vocalize sounds required for proper speaking. The r sound is a common sound unable to be reproduced by a child diagnosed with a Ipad Accent.
Text from a kid with Ipad Accent:

Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, scary Blue, Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab… Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude, and, um, yeah. Snow Seline, Banbalina, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is, uh, me but like I don’t wanna use it. Um, Blue and, uh, I mean, um, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, right, Boxy Boo but like not evil, and we have evil-a Boxy Boo. We have Squid Game Huggy Wuggy. We have baby Huggy Wuggy, and Blue, and Freddy Fazbear, oink oinky oink oink. We have creepy Green. We have, um, happy Huggy Wuggy. Look how happy he is, and we have, um, "What the hell?" We have, uh, nobody cares Huggy Wugg-

guys what one is yor favorite huggy wuggy seek scawy blue, shumbo shosh, banben, uh nam nab, um, i forgot his name the frog doode and um yeah, flosaleene, bambalina, stingr flin, opeela bord, en awsum huggy wuggy, ish jus uh me but like i don wanna use it, a blue n, o i mean um pissy missy, scawy rehly, um chu chu chawuls, but boxy boo but like not evil, and we have eViL bOxY bOo 👻, yeah uh squid game huggy wuggy, yea baby huggy wuggy, en blue, en freddy basbe un 🐷 e ungo, we have crepy green, we have um, happy huggy, wuhggy look how ha--pee hes, and we have bum whot da hell b ̫̞̑̅͠o ̲̎̽ ̴͙̕b̵̨͉̗̊́͜͠e ̺͖̋̀̃, we have um nobudy cares huggy wu-
by GodEmperorOfMankind January 9, 2024
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