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Diplomatic Immunity

A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.

Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.

Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011
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immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.
Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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immokalee

means "my home" in Seminole... small run-down town in Collier County, Fla. Claim to fame is NFL player Edgerrin James grew up there... o and a Seminole Indian Casino... but not the one where Ana Nicole died... that's about 90 miles away
The Immokalee Indians are a great football team.
by Born-n-raised Fla January 16, 2009
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Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.
You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!
by Mason Clock August 1, 2003
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immortalist

A person who would like to live forever in the physical-biological sense via expected future advances in science and technology.
Omg, he reads Kurzweil and is an mprize.com supporter, what an immortalist!
by aaa334f3fff33 October 24, 2007
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Immature

1. So many teenagers in this day and age who take the time to write immature definitions about s*xual related content, draw men's private parts everywhere they go, think of an inappropriate comment or get an inappropriate meaning from harmless statements by more mature people.

This adjective also describes most teenage boys in general, but I do know a few boys who do not make s*xual innuendos every other sentence.

2. People who think everything they can't do, they don't like, or disapprove of is 'gay'.

3. 'men' who think that women live to serve them.
Mature person 1: hey dude! Want to go---
Immature person 2: get some? Haha alright dude let's go!
Mature person 1: I was gonna say go get some coffee...

Immature person: dude, golf is so gay!

Mature person: just bc u can't do it doesn't mean it's gay.
by Ilovemydoggie23 December 28, 2011
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Canadian Immigrant

Someone from Canada who crosses the border into the States with the intent of stealing all our tech jobs and marrying our Alaskan women. The worst part is if you confront them aboot it they just say "Sorey" and give you a beer, which makes it really hard to be mad.
"Ah I see you've met Jeff... You know he's one of those Canadian Immigrants right?"
"Crap, I bet he came down here and married a nice Alaskan lady and is working for some kind of tech firm now..."
by MHorton32 January 4, 2018
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