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Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.
Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.
by Arteus Hot Shit December 1, 2022
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cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.
Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.
by liz December 31, 2003
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Anti-human

Anti-human. When you realize that everyone, including your self is an idiot and an NPC. (see. NPC: Non-Player Character)

Anything that is contrary to self autonomy, self sovereignty, free will and the general spirit of life, freedom, true joy and the human endeavour.

any device or system ( including current devices and systems) put in place or exploited to limit the potential of humanity

examples: Taxation, culture, government, indoctrination, 5G, lack of protection from EMF waves, testing biological agents on the public. Public experimentation, experimentation on soldiers.The manipulation of the money supply. The manipulation of the food supply. The manipulation of markets. The lack of a "Real Free market" The manipulation of biologic and socioeconomic factors. Lobbying, corporations,priests, politicians, police and all forms of authority. Institutionalized power and authority. The Media.Lies; falsehoods. All forms of de-humanization. Selfish action,thought or deed. Indulging in self. self- indulgence. indulgence in ego. Ego mind. Egotism.Entropic and centrifugal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions instead of negentropic and centripetal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions. Self destructive instead of self sustaining.

adhering to Victim/Oppressor roles, attitudes and dichotomies

Othering people. Viewing people as "other" or "other than themselves". Prejudice; the heart of racism.

Hating humanity because of all of the above ^
I'm so Anti-Human bro. Anti-Humanity, its the new enlightenment. Anti-human because fuck people. Humanity is so Anti-Human...wtf man look at history. Look at all those anti-humans over there! Typical anti-human... Anti-humans are a foreign installation. For Anti-humans compassion is only self pity in disguise. There are so many NPC's so many anti-humans.
by dadbofor February 27, 2019
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You Beautiful Human Being

A phrase originating in Northern California. Used in place of 'thank you' or to express gratitude. Can be added on to a thank you to make it better.
*Person 1 hands Person 2 a gift.*

Person 1: Happy birthday!

Person 2: Oh thank you, you beautiful human being!
by halo's and barracudas September 17, 2012
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Human Female

Human Female

1.

Linda from Futurama
She is referred to as Human Female by her co-host: Morbo

2.
The Female half of the human species.
Symbol: ♀ Venus - The Goddess of Love
Biologically different from their male counterpart, the human female has XX sex chromosomes, a longer life expectancy, sex organs that facilitate children, breasts and many other things
Additionally they have different social expectations, although such a thing is undergoing thorough refinement in todays society
See also: woman, lady, girl
1.
Morbo: Over to you human female
Linda giggles

2.
Human Male: Nice breasts
Human Female: I have eyes you know...
by rzhhhh April 28, 2011
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human horn

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.
"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."
by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005
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human

An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.
The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.
by Adrian June 18, 2003
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