Hoes Before Bros

The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates

"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."

by The Pita June 13, 2013

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

Having Hoes

a bunch of females that are attracted to you in a relationship manner .

Fred has always been Having Hoes .

by ...oh January 10, 2015

co hoes

Slutty girls from the city of Cohoes, NY. Also referred to as 'Skullys'.

Person A- Look at those sluts
Person B- Yeah, I know them, they're co hoes.

by Not a Co-hoe October 29, 2007

hobesity

The state of overly being a ho so much that it is hazardous to a person's health.

That man can only be described as hobese

by PJake January 3, 2004

hoes

Garden tools. Also, a term used by most dumb teenagers used to describe girls who engage in sexual conduct.

"Hey, the new freshmen are major hoes. Man I'm gonna tap them asses."

"See these hoes? Put 'em back in the toolshed when you finish using them."

by ted zeppelin March 27, 2005

Hewes

The action of increasing other's statements in order to make one's life seem better. AKA one uping people.

Guy 1:"Dude I can't believe my brother got in a fight at school today."
Guy 2:"Yeah well my brother got in a bar fight and was stabbed 7 times in the heart and shot in the arm but he's totally fine, can you believe THAT?"
Guy 1:"Wow man way to hewes on me."

by hewsn4abruisin July 6, 2009