Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.

Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"

by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011

hookerbacon

The crusty strips of dried up cum that you can peel off the vagina lips of an unbathed hooker.

That bitch had a couple peices of hookerbacon hanging out the bottom of her shorts.

by Kayle December 1, 2006

Boston Meat Hook

Verb.

When you are fucking a bitch from behind, you stick a finger in her ass, hook it, and pull up... HARD.

Neil was fucking my mom, he gave her the Boston Meat Hook and she pulled a Chewbaca.

by Scott1122334455 July 12, 2006

free hooker

A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.

Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?

Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.

by cherrybomb69 March 18, 2011

hooker sex

having sex without kissing.

He's a lousy kisser, so I just had hooker sex with him.

by Rizzzle November 16, 2006

Hojko

Hojko means an assassin or a ronin. It can be used in place of yojimbo or the japanese word for hitman for hire or a body guard.

My occupation is hojko.

I hired a hojko to kill my neighbor.

by Elzo December 6, 2006

hookerfink

noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.

Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.

When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.

"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.

by airee47584 March 17, 2008