hoeslut

A hoeslut is a combination between a hoe and a slut. And it's hella fun to say.

Whoa, you see that girlie over there?
Yeah, but that chick is such a HOESLUT!

by ch3353 December 12, 2006

Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?

When a man walks into a room full of dumb hoes watchin some shitty ass movies like the legend of bagger vance, and suggests that we instead watch Dr. Zhivalgo, Breaks Encounter, and the bridge over river kwai, a lean night. Also used when coming down to make a sandwich and the same dumb hoes are watchin the same shit. Term can only be used by people who like Mayonnaise on their sandwiches (Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Now tell me something Urban Dictionary, is that unforgivable?

"Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?" "The legend of bagger vance" "TURN THAT SHIT OFF, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS..."

"Hey again hoes, whatch ya'll watchin? I'mma just go and make me a sandwich, with MAYONNAISE... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

by Jubbl and the Nigz March 5, 2009

bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.

ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!

by Kaldingo Balzingo January 7, 2004

Hodel

Drunken idoit, Great Hunter, Swiss last name

Wow! that's such a big deer John shot he must be a Hodel!!!!, Brandon drinks too much...is he a Hodel?, I know only to Swiss last names Wiss and Hodel.

by princesstiara99999 November 11, 2011

hoes

slutty females

they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention

by Kelly December 22, 2003

pissin on hoes

Homosexual anal sex. The term pissin on hoes represents the relationship with the penis and the male anus hole. Unlike women, men have a distintive gland that produces a urine/sperm combination fluid that is ejaculated when the climax, or orgasim, is reached. This urine/sperm unification was what coined the term "pissin on hoes".

Doctor: Have you ever engaged in homosexual intercource of the anus Arthur?
Arthur: I have been known to be pissin on hoes once in a blue moon Doc.
Doctor: I see Arthur.

by UrbanPete5748 April 21, 2006

hobese

an obese whore. she does not realize that her chub hangs out of her lowriders/tube top and smells of fish. her hair is usually not washed

Damn gurl, look at that hobese!
Gurl please...that's a hobese walkin down the street right there!

by Katie July 19, 2004