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hobbit hunter

A Mormon bitch who thinks she's better than anyone and everyone else she meets. This person has a tendency to accuse women (especially Floridians or women who live in Florida) of being evil.

She also treats her own boyfriend like shit, whilst trying to steal the boyfriend of an associate.
Audience 1: Deuce, you know all that conflict is coming from that Hobbit Hunter.

Audience 2: It's a mod, what can you do?
by vanylla October 16, 2008
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Hobbit

A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used Shit Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyranus shitheads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (gay asshole nabbing diapers after licking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".
(Hobbits): Small people getting paid more than me.
by ro91 December 28, 2005
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hobbit

A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!

Person 2: You mean the nazi?!

Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!

Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!

Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007
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hoboitis

common chesse doctor or a rash
Look my swiss cheese has hoboitis
Man this hoboitis is itchy
by LOLHULIOANDPC! July 29, 2009
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hobbitphobia

A form of homophobia directed towards male leads in a work of fiction that show a form of affection toward one another. Often these characters' feelings are just dismissed as "gay" by viewers. Most often evidenced in immature viewers of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
"Every time I watch Naruto with Bobo, he can't stop saying that Naruto is gay for Sasuke. I think he suffers from hobbitphobia."
by BIGJoepa January 16, 2010
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hobbities

(noun) 1. hobbit that has hobbies
The short little man had hobbities!!
by Crazy Statii September 20, 2010
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Hobbit

She is such a hobbit
by Beboy35 October 21, 2014
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