hotdogging

1. stabbing frozen hotdogs into a person's yard in the dead of night, so that come morning they will have thawed and become messy and difficult to remove. Similar to, but messier than, forking.

2. placing one's penis between one's partners buttocks, or having one's partner's penis placed between one's buttocks (but involving no penetration). So named for the perceived similarity to a "wiener" between two "buns".

1. Jordan got Julia's dad back for chasing him the week before by hotdogging his front lawn.

2. Sometimes while spooning Julia thought she could feel an erection from Jordan, and would happily imagine themselves hotdogging.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008

hotdogs

Term to describe someone's large lips, usually covered in mustard and brine.

"Fuck me! That Angelina Jolie's got massive hotdogs, just like Joe!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Hotdog

Also known as a Chav.

Dressed in tracksuits these individuals cause trouble, have little to no intellect, spout foul language, and on the whole have quite racist views.

They are in a plastic wrapper and filled with shit, dick, and lips. Much like their edible counterparts.

Dave: "you seen steve?"

Mike: "No he's gone Hotdog bashing cos one of them stole his bike."

by Preacher-man Jnr. September 21, 2012

Alabama Hotdog

When a man takes multiple dumps inside a womens vagina and then does her.

Drahin: Dude Some chick in a red ranger suit came over and asked me to do her!
friend: awesome! What happened next?
Drahin: Well, I had to take a dump real bad so I gave her an alabama hotdog!
friend: SWEET!

by Daretmus February 20, 2009

hotdog

When a female gets off a guy by fucking a guy with her tits, thus forming a 'hotdog'.

"Then the bitch gave me a hotdog, and I cummed right up her nose!"

by Alex December 7, 2003

The Hotdog Formula

When you design your customer’s experience in such a way that it ends up on a high note—think of IKEA customers looking forward for their favorite hotdog after they have frustratingly lined up to the check-out counters.

To get the customers to return, apply the hotdog formula to your business: offer them something positive, which would make them forget about any inconveniences they’ve experienced—put them in a positive frame of mind at the end of their shopping trip.

by MathPlus July 26, 2018

Hotdogged

When your significant other microwaves a sausage, and shoves it up your anus.

Susan: What did you and your husband do for your anniversery?
Bethany: I hotdogged him, but that's about it.
Susan: I wish my husband would let me hotdog him... *sad crying emoji".

by Lima B EaNen May 18, 2018