healthnuthooker

A woman that must brush her teeth as soon as she has finnished the job.

That little hump-rat sure is a healthnuthooker.

by BLKGSR June 16, 2004

Health Class

A semester long guilt trip in which the teacher states one of following three things over and over again.

1 - Eat fruits and vegetables and don't forget to exercise every day!

2 - Don't do drugs.

3 - Stay abstinent.

Dakota - How was health class?

Kyle - It was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!

Dakota - It sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that class.

by LeafsFan35 January 14, 2011

health kick

going on a health streak

diego manicotti went on a health kick to stop eating manicotti

by sleazyice May 1, 2015

Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

health food law

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.

Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

health

Only the best Noise Rock band to come out of LA. Known for their colorful merch and original style. They create noises no man has created before with a combination of drum pads, pedals , mics and amps.

Noise kid 1: Dude did you see Health and Captain Ahab at the smell last night?
Noise kid 2: Yeah Jupiter from Health is so dreamy he gets the gay boys whistlin'.

by GETCOLOR April 16, 2007