Hassan

Hassan is everything you could ask for in a friend. Though he doesn't care for too much, he's still quite the extrovert, and is pretty popular. He doesn't like sports very much though, so he isn't your typical dreamy high school boy. He absolutely adores music, and the people that mean a lot to him. He can come off as apathetic sometimes, but when you get to know him, he's the sweetest and most amazing person you could ever meet.

Boy 1: Hey man, you know that Hassan kid?
Boy 2: Yeah, who doesn't?

by beecatxy7 August 6, 2017

hasan piker

a leftist and socialist political commentator who streams without the incentive of collecting profit. Hasanabi is his Twitch and YouTube user

"do you watch hasan piker (or hasanabi)?"
"all the time, he's so hot"

by anonymous February 8, 2022

hamsandwich

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Hasan

a twat. a total twat. so much so that people look at him and ROT. they would want to kill themselves out of how much ugliness one face can have on its head. a Hasan is someone who is an L Magnet, meaning if you took an L, and even take a small glance at the Hasan, it will take the L from you instantly. At Halloween, the Hasan doesn't dress up, it goes as itself, because it is ugly enough that people look at it and go 'what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.

oh god! look at that gross thing! it must be a Hasan.
I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Hasan, and now my L is gone!

by RCx_Vortex May 8, 2019

Hassan Chop

To have and erection very quickly under a table or desk and hit the underside of the desk or table.

HASSAN CHOP! OW! My Penis!

by Trygon September 20, 2004

harman

To be born with no genitalia.

Lucy: I heard you just had a baby.
Christine: Yeah, but he was a harman.

by luckysexypandaman August 25, 2008

Hassan

Originally a character in John Green's novel, "An Abundance of Katherines". His discription is one of a fat, lazy muslim.

In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.

hasaan: hey can i talk to you for a minute?

innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?

hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.

innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)

by The Greatest B August 17, 2010