we're not having sex

i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex

boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*

by swedishfishmafia September 16, 2012

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009

Harinder

A very clever genius who wants only the best............
Also, a Harry Potter wannabe.

Oii, harry, stop playing with your wand!

by Gigolo Hoe May 20, 2004

Hariny

A very cool person, who always will eat apples and play rider on her phone and break streaks on snapchat.

Oh look, its Hariny!
I'm gonna be a Hariny when I grow up.

by totototototo April 12, 2019

so, how bout that weather we're having?

1.the commonly used phrase for trying to hit on a girl you believe to be out of your league when the clock is ticking and you only have a moments chance to impress her.

2.pick up line FAIL

hot girl texting
*load her groceries, then look in her eyes (this is your chance!)

guy, "so, how bout that weather we're having?"

by calebfan April 6, 2011

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.

Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.

by the cam September 21, 2005