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handjobburger

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.
Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.
by spankyp February 27, 2010
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Unintentional Handjob

When a female's hand accidently comes in contact with male genitalia.
Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!

Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.

Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
by UHMASTER January 25, 2011
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Self Handjob

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
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Harley Handjob

Noun--The act of riding on the back of a harley davidson motorcycle with a biker dude and calmly reaching your arm around his torso in order to jerk him off, while feeling the vibrations of the motorcycle on the bottom of your sack.
"Oh wow dude, look at that biker!! You want to give him a harley handjob!!!"
by Harleyhandy June 14, 2009
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honey handjob

honey handjob is to give a handjob with honey as a lubricant
by ramknighter April 26, 2014
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silky handjob

When a handjob is given with a hand(s) that is resembling silk, especially in being soft, fine, and lustrous. Often lubricant is used to achieve the silky sensation for the male. Considered to to be a premium handjob since there is low risk of chafing or penial discomfort that may occur with a more common dry handjob.
Since they couldn't have sex, Tamara decided to spring for some water based lube and gave Barry a silky handjob to make their anniversary celebration special.
by akellz December 8, 2016
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Hitler Handjob

A Hitler Handjob is when you receive a very bad hand job,
Last night she gave a right Hitler Handjob
by Sneak952 January 28, 2017
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