Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.

(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”

by Bennehftw May 05, 2021

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Hand twins

When you find something in common with someone else that involves your hand.

My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything

Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!

by Hdjfskabdhsjbekif September 11, 2019

raptor hands

Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.

Tsuyu from My Hero Academia always has raptor hands! I wonder if she's autistic!

by sighzawa May 15, 2019

sleight of hand

to be tricky or quick with your hands like when magicians try to direct your attention to something else while they do their main trick

the elderly magician behind the counter still has the sleight of hand

by sirrswagg February 06, 2009

Faggot Hands

A defensive tactic in the game of basketball involving fondling the genitalia of one's opponent. This defense is best used in situations where an individual player on the opposing team is scoring repeatedly; preferably after the box-and-1 strategy has been exhausted.

After Max dropped 25 points on his team in the first half, Will resorted to the tried-and-true Faggot Hands defense. Max was subsequently limited to 4 points on 2-for-15 shooting.

by twarkmain April 26, 2009

hand fetish

Liking the sight of hands and or wanting to rub or stick them in your mouth...

Omg Macy's hands look so sexy painted that I just wanna lick them and suck them...I might have a hand fetish

by Mr. Mrs May 30, 2017